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FC Cincinnati’s USL Player Promotion Strategy Backfires

You can't blame FCC's poor record entirely on its roster composition, but rounding out its first MLS squad with so many minor league players was unwise.

Greg Garza Finally Returns for FC Cincinnati

Of FCC's debut season missteps and misadventures, one of 2019’s unluckier developments was the long-term injury absence of their All-Star left back.

FC Cincinnati No-Showed for Hell Is Real

An awful first half against Columbus disappointed another huge Nippert Stadium crowd, and the natives are getting restless.

What Does FC Cincinnati Have Left to Play For?

FCC has eight games to go in its maiden voyage in Major League Soccer, with last place a foregone conclusion. But plenty remains to accomplish.

FC Cincinnati Escapes Hell With a Draw

Three new players debut in Ron Jans’ first game as head coach, bringing energy and thrills to an already heated rivalry with Columbus.

FC Cincinnati Welcomes Ron Jans

The Dutch takeover of FCC is almost complete, and that’s a good thing.

No Brights Lights for FC Cincinnati

We’re in a bit of an awkward spot this week when it comes to FC Cincinnati. The team reportedly has its new coach: Ron Jans, a former Dutch player and coach whose potential hiring...

FC Cincinnati Goes Dutch

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.” —Nigel Powers, Austin Powers in Goldmember While I harbor no random distaste for...

Be Happy, FC Cincinnati

In a season rife with disappointment, FC Cincinnati has managed to carve out two weeks of merriment. A 3-2 home win on July 6 vs. Houston led to a 2-1 road victory at Chicago...

FC Cincinnati’s Season Descends Further into Hell

Pick your meme and/or gif. A dumpster fire. The “this is fine” dog. McKayla Maroney’s “not impressed” face. Any of them would be an appropriate summation of FC Cincinnati’s debut season so far in...