FC Cincinnati Goes Dutch
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.” —Nigel Powers, Austin Powers in Goldmember While I harbor no random distaste for...
Be Happy, FC Cincinnati
In a season rife with disappointment, FC Cincinnati has managed to carve out two weeks of merriment. A 3-2 home win on July 6 vs. Houston led to a 2-1 road victory at Chicago...
FC Cincinnati’s Season Descends Further into Hell
Pick your meme and/or gif. A dumpster fire. The “this is fine” dog. McKayla Maroney’s “not impressed” face. Any of them would be an appropriate summation of FC Cincinnati’s debut season so far in...
Soccer Is Now the World’s Game Year-Round
Over the years, with the expansion of television coverage and the explosion of fantasy sports, the internet, and social media, the major pro sports leagues in America—in particular the NBA and NFL—have seen increased...
FC Cincinnati Fans Say, ‘Enter the Zlatan’
A sellout crowd is expected Saturday night to witness MLS’s highest-profile player.
Resetting FC Cincinnati’s Season at the Gold Cup Break
Nippert Stadium hosts the U.S. men’s national team and familiar USL rival Louisville City FC before the MLS schedule resumes on June 22.
How Does FC Cincinnati’s First MLS Season Compare to Other Clubs’ Records?
After losing to the New York Red Bulls last weekend, FCC sinks to second to last in MLS.
FC Cincinnati’s Bad Old Days
For better or worse, I’m ill-informed when it comes to popular television series. All day on Monday, I listened to coworkers chat about—check that, eviscerate—the series finale of Game of Thrones. I couldn’t relate;...
We’re Gonna Need FC Cincinnati to Go Ahead and Keep Winning
New coach, new approach, and the return of Greg Garza get FCC back into gear.
Alan Koch Is the First Casualty of FC Cincinnati’s Funk
FCC needs better players, but they should also be performing better with what they have.