What’s Your Poison?
Where do you fall on the sweet-tooth spectrum?
It’s called an adult beverage for a reason.
Can I get a bonus maraschino?
Waffles every day.
It’s called an adult beverage for a reason.
Can I get a bonus maraschino?
Waffles every day.
How do you feel about beards?
Sorry, I can’t hear you over all this flannel.
What are we, animals? Clean-shaven all the way.
Why not?
Sorry, I can’t hear you over all this flannel.
What are we, animals? Clean-shaven all the way.
Why not?
What is your bar of choice?
Anywhere in OTR
Does my porch count?
Anywhere not in OTR
Anywhere in OTR
Does my porch count?
Anywhere not in OTR
Straight Up
You don’t mess about with water, and you certainly don’t ruin perfectly good bourbon with minty roughage (even if it is Derby Day).
You don’t mess about with water, and you certainly don’t ruin perfectly good bourbon with minty roughage (even if it is Derby Day).
On The Rocks
A mellow person needs a mellow drink. The best part about ice is how it slowly waters everything down. Because nobody’s trying to get arrested tonight.
A mellow person needs a mellow drink. The best part about ice is how it slowly waters everything down. Because nobody’s trying to get arrested tonight.
Old Fashioned
When it comes to cocktails, you stick with the classics (which stand the test of time for a reason: They are dangerously drinkable).
When it comes to cocktails, you stick with the classics (which stand the test of time for a reason: They are dangerously drinkable).
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