In reading Robert Mays’s feature on Andy Dalton for The MMQB, we were struck by several things. First, Andy Dalton is the most benevolent pre-teen in history (or his family makes up stories to make him appear so). Secondly, apparently Rory McIlroy has replaced Tiger Woods as the namesake of his golf video game franchise. And lastly, Andy Dalton’s optimal mode of seduction is strumming John Mayer. These three things are all more important than whatever happened against the Browns, so on this episode of the Fulcher 2 Stay podcast, we look at those critical talking points before diving into deeper, more meaningful conversations about the love lives of Tyler Eifert and Kevin Huber. We may talk some actual football ahead of the Steelers coming to town this week, but we’re not entirely sure. Either way, send us your thoughts at firstname.lastname@example.org.