How Cincy Works: How Do I Order Like a Pro at Skyline?

For our June 2015 issue, we explore (and try to explain) the ins and outs of the Queen City.

1. You don’t need a menu. The moment your server slides that bowl of crackers to you, smile warmly and say something to the effect of: “Two cheese coneys, mustard, no onion; regular three-way; Mountain Dew.”

2. If you’re going back to work, yes, you better take them up on that bib offer.

3. For more chili, order it “juicy.” For less, order it “light.” If you want less cheese, you can just get the hell out.

4. Use the hot sauce.

5. Buy a Peppermint Pattie on your way out.